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10 Ways To "Punk" Santa Claus 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad with a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. 4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. 5. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. 6. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive. 7. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections. 8. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house. 9. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. 10. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us." |
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